Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 18, 2017

pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her

"pretzel pop me daddy."

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017

Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)

"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"

by R0adk!LL June 23, 2022

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Pretzel Stick

Slang name for a penis with genital warts.

Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.

by epicbullet497 May 25, 2017

philly pretzel

A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.

“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”

by Jimbobnutcalamity April 13, 2018

Pretzeled

A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.

Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”

by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023