The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.
by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019
I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.
by Violetdavain November 18, 2019
The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 2, 2020
The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 2, 2020
When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
by Squactus January 7, 2020
When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.
by Natasha Lobo September 12, 2021
that girl was vibe pressed
by joefyckenmama123 February 17, 2020