by akfourtynine October 23, 2019
Taking “Das Boot” to the face post-Thanksgiving feast and proceeding to puke all over the family dining table.
“Ever since Normandy, Grandpa Wallace has done the pilgrim’s boot at every Thanksgiving dinner.. I think he took i t too far this year after he puked in Grandma Lenora’s ashes.”
by notgrandpawallace November 17, 2017
A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.
Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
by Andy McDandy November 26, 2011
by Pylesdriver February 1, 2017
A term coined in 2021 describing a mid-thirties firefighter that cums in his toliet at above average volumes. See also, Danal String...
by DixonCash March 6, 2021
A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.
by DISCOTRON September 1, 2016
by Shit Smears August 22, 2019