Peyton Manning

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.

"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."

by Darth Wingender December 2, 2015

Peyton Manning

A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.

You:Hey did you see peyton MANNING play?

Your Mom: he did me!

by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 22, 2008

Peyton Manning

When you put your naked testicle's and rectum in a girls face and flop your penis on her forehead without her permission.

I invited this girl over last night and Peyton Manning'd herl

by Z-N-A February 15, 2016

Peyton Manning's Forehead

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."

The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"

by Mrs. Manning February 3, 2014

Peyton manning weed

a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.

Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.

by BlaineusKaplanus January 27, 2009