A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
by Wormy December 22, 2003
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Scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.
"Later he the muffin man says:

Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
by Britawaterfilterjuice March 2, 2010
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A term used to describe someone outside of a social group

Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"

Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Nope."
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A man that performs oral sex on a woman.
Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.
by itsjussme February 29, 2004
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the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
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fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man
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