by h0tgirl1 December 06, 2015
Scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.
"Later he the muffin man says:
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
by Britawaterfilterjuice March 02, 2010
lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
/ˈmʌfɪn man/
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 07, 2018
by rambunctious1 December 08, 2010
An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.
by Butter_Bean August 20, 2013
Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019