a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
by Sexydimma October 5, 2020
Already defined, but additional information is needed.
This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.
This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.
The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.
by Mako34 October 20, 2011
by JohnnyBadass September 17, 2007
To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker February 2, 2006
by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022
Sexual intercourse (usually done without a microphone in the room) in which the orgasms are so loud that they seem to be amplified.
Me and my girlfriend had microphone sex last night; the neighbors called 911 because they thought it was a break-in (which in a way it sorta was).
by reallyhotguy666666665 January 14, 2012