Thumb Method

When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.

When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.

by October 6, 2020

Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by February 11, 2022

stuporior method

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.

Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

Zlong Method

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.

There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman

by Jhalvo October 29, 2023

math methoded

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve

Damn, they really math methoded us with that bio exam.

by ass-kisser November 1, 2022

the breach method

Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.

James had to pee so bad that he used the breach method to relieve himself quickly

by BigBadBitch:) October 19, 2022