Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

fuck off massive

Used to convey the extremity of an object or situation.

Omg, did you see Josie? She has fuck off massive tits.

by gunnmeister July 11, 2022

Massive Dong

Whats hanging between my legs.

Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse

by Anal Wizard June 24, 2016

massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.

by lucas_knows May 28, 2022

Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 30, 2020

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 7, 2022

Massive fool

Kieran Hartle is the biggest fool you’ll ever meet

he’s a massive fool

by Larnsdale October 13, 2020