black market

the black market is usually a market where you buy illegal or halfway legalized stuff
ex. body parts or child

Mariah and I went to the black market to buy child

by memer263 December 6, 2019

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 July 20, 2008

Boar Market

When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…

Man, I’m getting divorced and could really use the money. Dang Boar Market moved against me…

by Camjohn1 November 3, 2022

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

black market social media

Social media that is not easily found by non-millennials.

Ex. VSCO

Millennials love their black market social media that no one has ever heard of!

by Hannied November 2, 2018

negative marketing

the way companies or businesses use ads to make extremists on twitter or any other media platform, destroy their products to make themselves look like the good guys and gain more sales as a result.

"man gillet has been using negative marketing quit a bit sense they found out it works."

by KO NO DIO DA!! October 15, 2020

Flea Market

When one person in an orgy has crabs and gives it to every member in the orgy.

Man, I was with a couple of people the other day and I ended up getting an STD, I think someone flea market the orgy

by The turn tables June 18, 2022