machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Machine Gun Kisses

A series of quickly delivered kisses due to time constraints.

I was in a hurry, so he gave me machine gun kisses before I jumped out of the car.

by sharky79 February 19, 2010

machine gun laugh

when someone laughs like a machine gun. A laugh that is very choppy.

the boy had a machine gun laugh.
it sounded like a machine gun.

by OSNyoufunny September 5, 2009

machine gun fellatio

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus

"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"

by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005

Machine Gun Smelly

the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell

Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly

by ruby marie November 26, 2017

machine gun masturbation

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.

Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.

by B ryan October 6, 2006

Machine Gun Kelly

A young, white rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Has had 2 mix tapes; 100 Words and Running and Lace Up. He is not famous all over the US yet, however has an extremely strong fan base in Ohio who all believe that hes gonna blow up realllll sooon.

Have you heard Machine Gun Kelly's new shit?? Its awesome.

by rage330 December 16, 2010