machine gun texts

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.

Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21

by c_papav January 15, 2015

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Fourth of July Machine Gun

Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.

I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.

by mistermanager April 21, 2009

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Bank machine gunning

Where when someone robbs a bank they don't do it like a pussy and do it with a note. They do it with a machine gun and just before they leave then machine gun it to hell.

He's bank machine gunning.

by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011

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Twin machine gunning

Where you have a machine gun in both hands which is twice as cool because you can cut down twice a many.

You can cut down twice as many gang bangers and/or shoot up a bank twice as good ect.

Yeah! I'm twin machine gunning.

by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011

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