One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021
Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue
by Tribal69 April 16, 2021
Camp lizards are usually younger girls who sleep with men for money in work camps
They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp
They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp
by The camp guy October 16, 2022
by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023
It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv May 29, 2011
Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.
WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!
WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!
I coughed up a lung lizard!
by Feudalkaos February 28, 2012