It’s a banana and it has arms and legs and it talks.
Cool Dude: oh my god look it’s a lizard
Fever drem gurl: banana man
by Fever DremGurl July 28, 2019
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Shape shifting human-lizard hybrids.
Generally heads of state, captains of industry, members of secret fraternal or black ops organizations. Not to be messed with.
I've also looked at Icke's writings, and the Bush family and many members of his cabinet, together with the royal heads of Europe and many members of Kalifornia's Bohemian Club all qualify as members of the shape shifting lizard-human hybrid family. The Queen Mother was supposed to be gargantuan and especially fierce when in her lizard form.
by lizzie February 19, 2005
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The Lizards are a strange type of creature, claimed by some to be a human/alien crossbreed, or possibly some kind of "shape-shifter" who occupy important positions in the power structure of many Western countries.
George Bush and the British Royal family are the notorious examples, but in fact most newsreaders and "public authority" figures are also lizards. Although they look superficially human, they can be spotted by their strange, cold eyes and mechanical way of gesturing.
They can be male or female, and typically promote policies or ideas that are totally at odds with any kind of ethical behaviour.
Whether or not they actually are shapeshifting aliens is open to debate, but they certainly display enough reptilian behaviour to merit the nickname. I personally believe that they began life as full humans, but as they ascend the power structure they are somehow corrupted or altered into being lizards.
The Sky News anchor people on British TV are certainly lizards, as are many of the BBC team.
Other prominent lizards in Britain are Tony Blair, John Reid, and many high ranking mambers of the political elite.
Victoria Beckham, and many of the "celebrity elite" are also quite clearly lizards.
As well as lizards, there are a large number of individuals who may be called "slugs". The "slugs" tend to be fatter and have more obvious tendencies towards personal greed and gluttony. They are physically heavier-built than the lizards and less adept at concealing their avarice.
John Prescott, the deputy UK Prime Minister, is a slug, as is Charles Clarke.
While much has been written concerning the "lizards" far less has been said about the "slugs". The slugs are typified by a heavy build and jowly appearance; although their policies and mentality seem closely allied with that of the lizards.
Next time you watch the news, keep an eye out for the reptilian attributes of the presenters and politicians.
Many people have claimed that powerful figures in our governments and ruling classes are lizards. Some claim that these lizards are 4th-dimensional beings who have controlled us for thousands of years. Whether this is true or not, there are a great many lizards in government and on television.
by Tony Prescott September 28, 2006
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The kids from the wrong side of the tracks who smoke in the breaks at school and give the impression they are soon to be drop-outs

late seventies term from suburban Baltimore that refers to the unsavory appearance, unambitious attitude, and general malaise of this group
Sport: Look, there's The Skragg and her lizard chicks.

Buddy: Yeah, she's a bigtime skank... I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
by Snuffy February 16, 2005
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A large (100s of members, loosely organized at the fringes with a core executive branch controlling separate, self-sufficient cells) Chicago-based hip-hop/goon nation with roots in graffiti but now comprised of emcees, DJs, radio hosts, breakers, vandals miscellaneous, and clothing designers. First appeared at Scribble Jam 2004 where it established a US-wide membership base. Its arch enemies are the Monkeys.
"LIZARDS ALL UP IN THIS BITCH;" "Fuck the Monkeys;" "Welcome to Lizardelphia;" graffiti found nationwide with depictions of cartoonish lizards and/or the word "Lizards."
by Tops the Trealist February 13, 2005
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A person who when making out sticks his/her tongue in and out in a lizard like way. They lizard kiss and it is not pleasant.
Anna: "So, I heard you hooked up with Jack."
Lucy: "Please don't remind me, it was horrible!"
Anna: "What happened?"
Lucy: "He is such a lizard!"
by Gi. January 5, 2011
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Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.
Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.
by Saint Jamie March 23, 2015
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