Lettuce

"Omg Some one shredded her lettuce."

This equates to omg some one cut her hair, and it looks really bad.

by Spiffnic May 17, 2009

by alittlemoment February 20, 2013

by Craig Jarvis March 25, 2011

lettuced

Having a piece or whole head of lettuce thrown in your face. Must be followed by saying, Lettuced.

Hey man, Yuuma is passed out, we should so lettuce him.

BAM! LETTUCED!

by Apeazy February 10, 2008

a very cool person but is a big loser like a big fat loser .. no offense.

by HAHAHA RAY HAHAH October 16, 2019

The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties

I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong

by Ronald V. Mexico September 7, 2008

Of relating to or obtaining a hockey stick, particularly a new one.

Hey mike are you going to break in the new lettuce today in warm-ups?

by Johnny Damon October 31, 2017