by senpai-mani November 22, 2019
The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
by Jacko1 March 25, 2009
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by will.i.iandubya July 19, 2011
by bills blow 69 August 13, 2008
The Lawson is a unit which corresponds to one full scroll on a web browser. The name is derived from Jerry Lawson (a computing pioneer) as his Wikipedia page was only one full scroll.
by wakawoowoo February 10, 2018
Lawson means that you have a really small dick with erectile dysfunction but also somehow have a masturbation problem. You also likely have a porn addiction and can’t pull girls for shit. Leprechauns don’t live that long I think so good luck mate. Someone might step on him and smoosh his very weak nonexistent muscles.
by MatchaCoke April 21, 2022