The sexiest trufalla tree around, 6.3 inches, medium gurth. He’s ya daddy, ya mommy, and ya mailman (also kimpossible).
Max stole Lake Grooters from Tatum in 3 seconds.
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An old folks community that is made up of mostly swingers and older men and (mostly) women who are all dtf.
“Dude we went to Lady Lake Fl to visit my mother-in-law and that old bitch tried to fuck me” - Actual quote from me
by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023
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East lake is a nickname for the urethra in a woman’s vagina. This term is used by many people as an insult about a persons mother. For example “i fucked ur moms east lake last night”. In this quote, said person is explaining that they will insert their penis into your mothers urethra.
“ I fucked your moms east lake last night”
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"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"
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"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"
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Unknown creature in South Holston lake in East Tennessee. Lake nasties nibble on legs and toes. A lake nasties nibble feels uniquely different than that of the fish or other creatures living in the lake. Could possibly be some sort of mutated sewage beast.
Swaddley Ho used to have a penis before it was eaten by lake nasties.
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