KGB

the russian spy organization that answers almost any question for a dollar.often resulting in a good laugh.

KGB the question"if i have sex with a preachers daughter will the holy water in her vagina eat off my penis?" the answer was"if anything it will purify and bless it."

by the chippster February 15, 2010

KGB

still watching you???

kgb is to russia as cia is to us

by - - March 31, 2005

KGB

Killer Green Buds. I believe it is a 1908's Northern California term for top quality marijuana.

Stewie: "Dude, do have any weed?"

Brian: "Yeah, I just scored some KGB from Cecil last night!"

by Dr. Dre-Jim September 3, 2009

kgb

stoner term for killer green bud
one hit shit-da kind

lets shmoke some kgb!
wanna buy some kgb?

by noxious February 26, 2003

KGB

A service used for asking questions while on the go. You text KGB and they will quickly answer your question, for a price. There are other services that are free, like ChaCha. But KGB has educated people on the other line. And not prepubescent immature teenagers.

Person: *texts KGB* What is the capitol of Texas?
KGB: *texts back* The capitol of Texas is Austin.

Person: *texts ChaCha* What is the capitol of Texas?
ChaCha: *texts back* idk lols.

by Colored Crayon March 29, 2010

kgb

Abbreviation for "Killer Green Bud".

I've been smokin' some KGB, what about you?

by SuperSonicX September 25, 2006

kgb

A high quality strain of marijuana, often cultivated for medicinal purposes. The plant is a cross between Afghani and Burmese. Tan hairs, sweet earthy smell. 60 sativa/40 indica

this kgb is making my eyes thin

by diceoflife January 18, 2007