the irritating act of rubbing the head of the male member with ones thumb while helping the victim rub one out.
I was getting the joystick action from this chick and finally got fed up and told her, "suck it, Don't chaffe it!"
by kmartcowboy January 17, 2003
by Geophrax May 10, 2017
noun/adj.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.
by Ultimate Joystick Master August 15, 2006
A girl who gets pleasure out of obstaining sympathy and pity from fellow students by means of an electronic wheelchair. She also enjoys touching the control stick of the wheelchair, imagining it was a penis.
Wow... Look at joystick girl. She can walk, but rides around in that wheelchair, letting everbody see her parallel park in front of the entire lecture hall!
by Amania December 13, 2004
when you decide to bang a girl in the ass
without telling her, you just dive bomb in
and possibly yell kamikaze.
without telling her, you just dive bomb in
and possibly yell kamikaze.
by dirk dig December 29, 2005
A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.
by The Puerto Rican Jew May 27, 2005
This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018