we gettin on the jerry springer's tonight or what?
yeah for sure its gonna be a goooood night hehehehe
yeah for sure its gonna be a goooood night hehehehe
by sweetdude69 January 11, 2010
by MsPrada April 29, 2009
by doorknocking penis September 25, 2003
anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show
" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "
" That some jerry springer shit right there"
" That some jerry springer shit right there"
by Paul C 2008 January 19, 2008
A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.
Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever
Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever
Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?
-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?
-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY
by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010
The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.
Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011
A Chicago-based trash talkshow hosted by Jerry Springer that emphasizes dysfunctional sectors of American society that includes whitetrash, debauchery, violence, racism and sexual promiscuity incluing homosexuality and incest and often mocks hillbillies. The show uses sound effects such as a cow's moo and a "boing" sound. Audience members sing the "Star Spanggled Banner" when the word AMERICA is uttered. Females in the audience are given beeds when they flash their breasts. The show also features a stripper's pole for the guests or audience members to display themselves.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 28, 2007