A wild and ridiculous sex act that requires lots of preparation on the man's end. Pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his penis with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. It is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. When the time to perform this move, the man gains the female's consent to have regular sex but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. The man then has rough sex in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from orgasm. Then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl's head into the hard ground and assumes position directly over her with his penis pointing down. He then activates the mechanical penis piston system and absolutely fucks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she orgasms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.
3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free penis rigs. Those goddamn Rhodesian jackhammers!
by DTRJ January 30, 2017
If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.
A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer
A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer
That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.
by Backwoods Jackass June 3, 2013
To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"
His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.
by jher222 May 20, 2007
a sex position in which the receiver is lifted up in a ball, whereby the lifter entangles their arms with the receiver's legs and arms and proceeds to fuck the living shit out of them.
lachy : hey I heard you and elise had a wild night last night!
alex : haha yeah dude! we did the ball lift jackhammer all night long!
alex : haha yeah dude! we did the ball lift jackhammer all night long!
by ThatNutcase August 25, 2016
You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.
Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!
by 2tired2think September 9, 2009
What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.
by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 9, 2020
Lay your girl on the end of the bed, tell her to bring her legs up and put her feet together in front of her vagina. Grab her thighs insert your penis through her feet and into the vagina and start pumping.
by Tireshop69 September 15, 2017