Huffy, noun: Popular brand of bicycle; usually feminine or silly; possibly containing white, flowered basket and shiny pink tassles.
Susan: Would you like to meet me at the park, Andre?
Andre: Hellz yeah, let me bust out the Huffy and I'll be right there.
by sock November 14, 2004
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An unsatisfying and unenjoyable, yet ultimately successful, blowjob.

Like the crappy bicycle of the same name, it gets the job done but that doesn't mean you enjoy it while it happens.
"Yeah I guess I had a good time on my date the other night, the girl was nice but she gave me a total huffy."
by blaupow October 29, 2008
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Pseudonym for gimp. Usually refers to one who dresses in full body leather suits and enjoys the company of cats.
Stop being such a huffy and get your hands out of your pants! You're such a gimp!
by Derk Malone November 12, 2006
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When a guy pumps air into his pee hole with bicycle tire pump and then spurts the air back out in the girls face.
Da bitch went down on me and I gave her a huffy.
by Mikey Ma;lskdjgadhgjfkdsssss February 28, 2008
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The huffy-toss is an action involving "tossing" (throwing in a circular motion, similar to the shot put) a heavy bicycle—typically a Huffy or other crap bike—as far as possible. It is common to use the term "huffy-toss" to refer to throwing any piece of junk, not just bikes.
Did you see Riis huffy-toss his bike in the '97 Tour de France?
by bikesyo May 2, 2011
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a woman or girl which is larger or obese and has cottage cheese(cellulite) all over her leg's or arm's...and in some cases are always hungry and cant stop eating.

rustiness-determines how ugly or butch the girl is

huffy-determines her weight or how large she is

putting them together makes them a rusty huffy
did you see that rusty huffy back there she was eating a Jamaican patty and was already talking about the McDonald's down the street......man she was the rustiest huffy I've every seen
by tyler durden1200 January 15, 2010
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Another word for angry. Someone who gets bitchy and whines about anything.
(Often used by someone who is calm towards someone who is a little upset)
Quaneesha: GOD-DAAAAAYAM, I's be outta colt fo-tay fiiiiiiiive, didchu draaaaank mah last fo-tay?!
John: Oh, yeah I think I did. Sorry, I'll buy some more.
Quaneesha: AWWWWWW FUCKIN SONABEEEEAAAATCH! I wuz needin me sum of dat shizzzz, cuz mah waaaah-eeeave be makin mah heeeead hurt!
John: OK geez, don't get all huffy puffy with me.
Quaneesha: Wha da heeeeeeeeeell?? Wha duz dat sheeeeeet mean? YOU BE RACIST!
John: There you go, gettin all huffy puffy again.
Quaneesha: Fuck dis shiz , go get me mah fo-tay, playa!
by TheOrangeKrushOne March 29, 2004
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