Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.
by SpudsAreDuds October 22, 2015
After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.
by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2004
by Rusty86 May 26, 2009
Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.
by Syne May 7, 2008
Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
by R. Keefe November 28, 2005
A synonym for Masturbation.
by Erich Hein July 2, 2007
A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.
flogging the dolphin masturbation
flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 23, 2009