gurt

by MikeyV43 June 14, 2006

1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten

You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.

by Alienthropologist October 23, 2004

gurted

As soon as I layed down on my bed I was gurted

by Jim Diesel January 19, 2004

1,the new term for the use of gunt as an insult.
2,a name. for like a turtle/turt.

1,that guy is such a gurt.
2, gurt the turt.

by ralph p. nis October 3, 2006

noun: the item sold at YouGurt
verb: to gurt, the act of eating gurt

by Madd!zzle July 11, 2008

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

by Gurthvin May 17, 2019