The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"
"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"
"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
by Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre October 29, 2006
A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well.
1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
"Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."
"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."
"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."
"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
by dlepper April 9, 2010
Round, very simple, store bought or often homemade stuffed toys with simple expressions, made from scrap fabrics. Gonks were popular between 1960 and 1980 give or take, especially in UK and other areas of Europe. Originally, Gonks type toys came into action during WWII when stuffed toy factories were forced to shut down. Mothers and children could make Gonks at home with whatever they had on hand.
James crafted his Gonks from old tweed, his father's silk tie, and his holey sock, then he hugged them.
by Beth Ellen November 21, 2007
have a go for £2 and win a fab prize..
or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
by Crimson`Hunter January 17, 2005
A 'Gonk' is the way to describe someone who is unemployed and spends most of there time smoking marijuana and listening to 90's metal. The typical 'Gonk' is most commonly bisexual and will have sex with almost anything that has a pulse. Although they tend to travel in packs, you will not see this specific class of person at any bars or clubs though as they frighten easily. You will only ever see these types of people at house parties held by other 'Gonks'. A gonk can be identified purely by look and through their methods of communication. The average 'Gonk' will have an unusual hair cut or be wearing an old hat. They also have many piercings and tattoo's and look as though they haven't showered since the early 2000's. A female gonk is, in most instances, a lesbian and has no issue about getting in your face and making comments about you that you don't understand. 'Gonks' range between the ages of 20 and 40 and can even adapt to spawning little 'Gonk' children.
by Sweet Merryment January 29, 2014
"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"
"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
by i2oo March 20, 2013