A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...
by Neil January 8, 2005
An English bloke with a shaved head that wears jeans and shirts all day everyday. Has a good old piss up down the local pub, has a kebab or curry, then goes home. Works in manual labour job, builder, scaffolding, plumber and is generally a good bloke, as long as you support his football team.
Geezer 1: wanna go down pub?
Geezer 2: no mate gonna go down the chippy first.
Geezer 1: fuckin sorted mate.
Geezer 2: no mate gonna go down the chippy first.
Geezer 1: fuckin sorted mate.
by Shrike93 June 11, 2010
by Geezernator March 2, 2022
The word given to a cockney male (East Londoner). A typical geezer is a man who dabbles in a bit of illegit business. Also with possible links to organised crime. Generally of white skin colour. Most likely place to see them is at a pub talking business with other geezers, they love a pint.
by JayeSBeCockney March 13, 2011
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