A person with great strength. Garrison is very handsome and tall. He is great at any sport he tries. Garrison is the person that all girls want to be with and all guys want to be. ❤️
by Larrrisoa December 27, 2016
1. A person who loves to giggle and laught ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!! He tends to be very shy but once you get to know him hes a chatter box. Makes a very good boyfriend.
2. The awesomest person ever! If you ever meet a person named Garrison, you should give him all your cheese and chocolate (THE FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND DIGEST THAT YOU PUT IN CAKE OR ON POTATOS!)...
3. A human named Garrison
4. A Fort used to fight in France during the war in which I do not remember what it is called...
5. A french dude
6. An awesome dude
7.Someone who should never be beaten up
8. A screenwriter
9. Someone you must give money to!
10. A rich dude!
2. The awesomest person ever! If you ever meet a person named Garrison, you should give him all your cheese and chocolate (THE FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND DIGEST THAT YOU PUT IN CAKE OR ON POTATOS!)...
3. A human named Garrison
4. A Fort used to fight in France during the war in which I do not remember what it is called...
5. A french dude
6. An awesome dude
7.Someone who should never be beaten up
8. A screenwriter
9. Someone you must give money to!
10. A rich dude!
by 23r4hdi89gy67wr897w34uyh789ge December 24, 2010
A usually fat and lightskin version of Shrek who has trouble with women because of his appearance. Is known to be a dick to children. Very fond of name calling and pranks on friends who are easy targets.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen garrison around?
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's
Person 1: shut up shrek.
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's
Person 1: shut up shrek.
by Ya_you_know_me November 30, 2015
The sexiest guy on earth. Those dreads and smile of his are to die for. You can never get enough of his sweet smell and his hugs. When you meet garrison you will instantly fall in love.
by Leljuju July 13, 2020
A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.
by Breezy February 21, 2015
A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.
Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."
by kiwassabie April 24, 2010