A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.
by Cowboyslady December 22, 2016
When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.
"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"
I've been garlandized!
I've been garlandized!
by Elliott February 23, 2005
a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink
by chigger funk August 5, 2010
A city in Texas, a suburb of Dallas. It’s a pretty small city where everyone has the same bedtime. People that live there joke about how shitty and boring it is, but it’s still home so what are you going to do, ya know?
James: Hey, want to hang out?
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
by FuIIer September 20, 2017
do not give a Garland a beer he turns into a wreck that will not stop touching you, kicking you or pinching you. and do not allow on the beach its not a pretty sight
by dobbie11 June 6, 2011
The techno music was coming from the Garland of gays gathered on the front stoop.
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
by jridge84 July 2, 2011
Verb; To play Final Fantasy I and make joke commentary along the way. Named after the ridiculously easy first boss, Garland.
by themiranguians December 27, 2011