-Cubans: People that made Miami the 2nd rudest city in the U.S. "travel&leisure.com"

-Cubans Politicians: Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas, removed due to their rampant dishonesty, the worst in the history of Florida.

-Cuban ancestry: They always say, I'm cuban BUT my family is from Spain. If you were born in cuba you are cuban, period, ashamed?

-Cuban food: The most greasy and unhealthy food in the world.

-Cuban cigars: Exporting cancer to the world.

-Cubans and welfare: Universally known for being liars that work under the table while committing welfare fraud, MOST cubans do it. Besides that Medicare fraud ($91 mil in Florida 2011) is done by hundreds of cuban doctors, and thousands of fake cuban "patients" google: cuban medicare fraud

-Cuban women: Loud, obnoxious, ignorant, abusive, bad manners, raised to be jineteras.

-Cuban men: Raised to be crooks, cocky charlatans.
-Cuban history: From the 1920’s to 50s Cuba was a haven for prostitution, brothels, gambling and drugs ( and the favourite route for the narcotics trade to the United States)

From 1958 to present has become an even poorer country with no respect for human rights, an embarrassment and destructive influence to the hemisphere.

"EVERY NATION HAS THE GOVERNMENT IT DESERVES" -De Maistre-

Go back to your island and help your own people to be free, instead of keep ruining Miami.

P.S. Notice Im using facts, not my opinion. All this info is accurate and verifiable. My opinion: QUE CHUSMA TAN DAÑINA !!!
Are you cuban? Shit No! The question is offensive.

How can I get food stamps and medicaid while making money illegally? Ask a cuban

Who is this obnoxious lady trying to cut in line? A cuban
by Heather Conroy January 24, 2012
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A term used to describe ones ethinc group for bigots.
All you brothas look like, Hey,I am not black I'm cuban be!
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Loud brown or pale people in which the males think they are ''Macho-Men'' and the females tend to wear huge hoop earrings and tight clothing with sneakers and a load of colorful make-up. They spend time slaughtering animals as sacrifices such as smelly chickens and goats, watching Hispanic television, or criticizing other men and calling them gay or pussies when in fact, they are not.
Ex. 1
Random Cuban man: OYEE QUE BOLA ASERE!!!!
Typical person: Yup, He's Cuban.

Ex. 2
Random Cuban man: Yap! He gay! He pussy an' no want to _____.
Typical person: Who the fuck invited him?

Ex.3

Random Cuban woman: NOOOO!! WHY YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR! I WAS WATCHEENG CASO CERADO!!!
Typical Invited guest: That's fake and it's trash. Only Cubans watch that shit.
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Double penetration in the maxillofacial area, without inserting a penis into the mouth.
Oh man, me and my brah wanted to Eiffel Tower that narsty slorca the other night but she had just had surgery on her mouth so Cubanned her instead!
by Rey Tiburones April 13, 2007
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to add someone/something of cuban descent or background to a conversation or group of friends
Cubanize-I added the coolest person ever, who just so happens to be Cuban to one of my skype chats.
by Cuban24 May 24, 2010
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A curious breed of people with a third world tribalistic mentality,..in my experience, the majority of which are literally incapable of emulating quiet respectful considerate people,..consumed by selfish sinful pride and best known for their immature disrespectful loudness in both conversation and their choice of "music". Where ever they are found,..A "normal" Cuban conversation can be overheard from more than a block away. When they yell,..it's the same as when they talk. The only time they talk quietly is when they're trying to hide something or they feel sick.

If at all possible, avoid moving in to a home closer than 800 feet from a Cuban home. They get up late in the morning or afternoon because the entire family including kids stay up until 3:00 and 4:00 AM hanging out around the swimming pool with latin techno salsa BOOM BOOM "music" blasting at concert level volume while drinking booze and taking drugs. They love Insanely LOUD BASE. They honestly believe that because they love loudness, that everyone else must be forced to hear it. Good Luck trying to sleep if you live anywhere near a Cuban. Even black people and Mexicans are more respectful.

They do this at every available opportunity and as a result their trash cans are continuously overflowing with beer bottles and liquids running out the bottom mixed with dirty diapers and rotten meat.
Cuban: petty, spiteful, rude and discourteous, arrogant,..haughty - proud - conceited - supercilious - lofty, overbearing self-worth or self-importance, offensive, insulting, abusive, contemptuous.
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People that nobody wants to hangout with be cause they'r loud, obnoxious and suck big fat dicks all the time. the are all ugly and smell like a 100 lbs. of cow manoure
that homeless guy just jacked off infront of a school zone, yeah man he did it cause he's cuban, oh that makes sense now
by de truthh October 17, 2010
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