(noun) Lexus LX470; It's an overly large SUV which is nothing but a thinly disguised Toyota Land Cruiser; Hence "Cruiser" becomes "Crusher"
Person A: Are you going to pick her up in the Crusher?
Person B: Ugh, I hate driving that fat pig, I'll take the VW.
Person B: Ugh, I hate driving that fat pig, I'll take the VW.
by You can call me...Tim July 24, 2005
by PWNZ0R August 31, 2003
A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.
We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!
by BrigsCali September 9, 2019
The act of sticking Gushers into your partner's anus, having them clench hard enough to burst the gushers open, then sucking the gusher goo from their cornhole
Amanda: "Justin gave me a Gusher Crusher last night. I gotta say, it was pretty fun"
Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"
Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"
by FuelWaster January 7, 2019
A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.
1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
by fishymonger February 2, 2011
Prison slang for a homemade shank designed to maximize blunt force trauma. Usually made from broken pieces of steel and plexiglass with a loop of thread attached to the handle so it can be secured to the wielder without being dropped. These shanks are regularly stored in the toilet so if the inflicted wound isn't lethal, the infection will be.
1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.
2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.
3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.
3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
by Shit_4_Brains August 29, 2007