coleman

someone with an insanely large willy who enjoys wearing their shades when it isnt even sunny

supp coleman
'i need a poo'
nice
'ive got a boner'

by mimi0606 February 23, 2009

Coleman

A boy who is so hot and really sweet but kind of a dork. he is so cute he can get away with murder. He is a really nice guy and so completely innocent he has no sex drive what so ever. Girls want him but can never have him. Hes got a smile that can light up a room in an instant. He loves nachos and chocolate cheesecake. He is always dancing at the weirdest times.

Girl 1: whoa look at coleman he is so cute!
Girl 2: did you see the way he didnt even look at me even though im wearing practically nothing!
Girl 1: but hes soooooo sweet
Girl 2: yea he is isnt he
Girl 1 and 2: *SIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*

by Hank Sawyer January 24, 2010

Coleman

1) the act of going straight for a girls boob when making out with her.

2) the act of eating a banana is a very casual manor, most often while leaning against a wall, wardrobe or sitting in a bean bag.

1)
girl 1: he just grabbed my boob!
girl 2: really? you just got colemaned!

2)

guy 1: your really enjoy that banana
guy 2: can i take a picture? you're such a coleman!

by jollyjojo April 16, 2011

Coleman

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.

by Rob June 19, 2006

Coleman

Coleman is an adverb for the act of disappearing or vanishing.

Crondi went straight up Coleman after he came back to a dirty room.

by Cuck Royale April 23, 2009

Coleman

Coleman is the most caring and hot guy friend you will ever meet. He has a huge dick and a ton of friends. He is so strong he will beat your ass, sometimes he thinks about his life.

Girl 1:Hey do you tom punch Peter!
Girl 2: he will never be as strong as Coleman

by Colemansstrongaf November 22, 2016

Coleman

The act of unsuccessfully drying out a freshly rolled marijuana cigarette, often resulting in burning the "joint" clearly in half before realizing what's happening.

The word originated in the notorious Mount Carmel district of Hamden Connecticut.

To Coleman
Colemann(ing)
Colemann(ed)

Dude, easy on the light your about to Coleman your jay.

Hey bro it looks like you almost Colemanned your spliff.

Thats our last paper, don't coleman it.

by Soluz January 2, 2010