1. A person who wear face paint, huge shoes, small cars, and most likely some kind of horn to instill fear in small children and even more fear in adults. A clown is probably the best thing to scare someone.
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
1. Dude, that clown scars the living shit out of me.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
by ThroatSlit February 17, 2006
A Clown is born inside of a traffic cone on the side of a freeway, and then is born out of the cone and collects miscelaneous garbage strew along the freeway and with it creates a small, hovel like dwelling. Then, after it reaches it's teenage years, which is about three seconds after building it's dwelling, it looks for a mate in a circus. He attracts the mate by swinging his rubber chicken in the air while standing on one leg and singing a heavy metal version of "Yankee Doodle". After it "claims a mate" (HOMG SECKS) it then returns to it's dwelling and -insert shameful imagination here-. Afterwards, the female lays her cones along the freeway on which she was born, and they proceed to egg cars from a freeway overpass, then attack the police officer who investigaes the disturbance and run to the nearest childens party so that they can explode in a shower of organs.
by Yagatzi August 17, 2005
The scariest things ever in existence. I can't even look at a picture of a clown without getting goosebumps. Don't even get me started with Pennywise(Stephen King you bastard).
by can't sleep clowns will eat me July 22, 2005
Spot 'em... GOT 'EM! DAMN dood! You just got CLOWNED!
Oh man, that's some madd clownery.
You're excessive clowning is excessive.
Oh man, that's some madd clownery.
You're excessive clowning is excessive.
by BrownHouse786 October 26, 2004
The art of beating anybody in anything. Clowning is the term one wishes to use when expressing the utmost dominance. Can be used in a similar fashion as words such as "pwning".
Marquette clowned on Notre Dame last week at Notre Dame.
Texas got clowned on by Kansas State the other day.
UConn is clowning on Louisville right now.
Texas got clowned on by Kansas State the other day.
UConn is clowning on Louisville right now.
by RKlem February 2, 2009
What stalks me in my sleep.
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