Clark

To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.

She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.

by SRWellness February 11, 2009

Clark

V. clark
A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.

-- I'm going to clark you.

-- CLARK!!

by beamcream October 31, 2007

clark

Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks

1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general

a) Damn I was clarked last night.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party.

by McNutt April 1, 2004

Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008

Clark

verb, the act of failing a class, usually a college class, between 3 to 5 times before either: 1. passing said class, or 2. Failing to retake the class.

"Yeah, so he failed Chem II for the fifth time, he totally Clarked it."

by S. Trumbull August 1, 2006

clarked

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.

Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!

by Mambam March 9, 2008

Clarked

The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.

My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!

by Conscientious Mailer February 20, 2014