A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.
Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"
Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."
Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."
by yobudwassup March 11, 2014
A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.
Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.
Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.
Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.
by Jimothytits November 20, 2015
X: Hey, let me play with your i4.
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry December 8, 2010
Person 1: I'm not going to eat Chick-Fil-A anymore because they don't believe in same-sex marriage.
Person 2: Come on dude, it's their right. Don't be a Chick-Fil-Hater!
Person 2: Come on dude, it's their right. Don't be a Chick-Fil-Hater!
by GoodGuyJohn July 27, 2012
by large amount of penis December 16, 2020
by Bob102629173 April 7, 2019
A Chick-Fil-A supporter who isn't smart enough to realize that they more or less won the media battle re: Dan Cathy's gay-marriage remarks, but continues attacking those who disagree to the point that they'll never eat at Chick-Fil-A again because of the harrassment by the Chick-Fil-A-Holes.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is Steve's problem? All I said is that I don't like Chick-Fil-A's chicken and wanted to eat at Boston Market! What's with the 15-minute rant about free speech and liberals and shit?"
Dude 2: "Don't let him get to you, dude. He's a Chick-Fil-A-Hole who just can't let go of the gay-marriage issue."
Dude 2: "Don't let him get to you, dude. He's a Chick-Fil-A-Hole who just can't let go of the gay-marriage issue."
by EtherealEffluent August 10, 2012