Stew Beef

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)

"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"

by Debacle June 13, 2007

what’s the beef stew

what’s the situation
what’s the tea

“yo what’s up, what’s the beef stew”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 19, 2023

Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019

Beef Stew

When your shit turns runny and chunky but it get difficult to come out, so you stick you hand up your ass to force it out. Basically your shit looks like chunky campbells canned soup. Wowa woowa Jek sie masz!¡¡🙇🏿 ♂️👬🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡✊🏿✊🏿🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🐒🐒🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🇺🇦🦖🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🦖🍑🍑らたらあやたかはたなたやたやなたなたなた

I was on the toilet then I relished I got the beef stew, i was like “fuck this isn’t good”.

by Urrrrrrrpoody February 8, 2023

Beef Stew

When the toilet almost overflows after you had diarrhoea and looks like beef stew

It had the worst diarrhoea last night almost clogged the bog and caused beef stew

by Shittykegs November 3, 2020

Beef stew

When a girl shits and pisses on your penis and then she sucks it all off and you cum

Damn Kayla gave me the best beef stew last night it was so creamy and warm.

by @chromosomeoverload.v2 May 21, 2019