if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 5, 2022
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Neobalancism, (Also Neo-Balancism) is a term used to describe the western movement in the visual arts. In particular, pictures that contain or portray shoes. There are certain colors chosen and styles worn that are used to depict a certain type of male.
I swear Amber, your unparalleled passion for Neo Balancism shows in every picture you send.
by InquisitiveNinja June 28, 2019
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The ability to become one with the large exercise ball.
You have amazing balancability on that ball!! - Jeb
by Jim Jonney October 20, 2007
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That feeling you get when that pussy done fucked you up and left you questioning all the other pussy you've had
by Weird Red November 24, 2021
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A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.
“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.
by Lemon on the floor June 28, 2022
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The main drive pulley of an engine; mounted on the fromt end of the crankshaft. Harmonic balancers are weighted to keep the crankshaft balance in order to reduce vibration.
Frank: The dang harmonic balancer is frozen to the crankshaft!
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep
by Carburetor1963 July 22, 2018
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Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.
I have to fight Gus in the Sports Festival? Time to Omni-Balance.
by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022
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