"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
by AccidentalB June 9, 2011
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An uncircumcised penis. Actually the actual tip of an uncircumcised dick.
Oh yeah he had an anteater. No way do you have an anteater? sorry all helmet here no anteater.
by Nopenny Nicolas December 30, 2017
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When a man does pushups on a nude beach and each pushup he makes certain his wiener touches the sand much like an anteater.
After getting slightly aroused by the all the titties around him at the nude beach mike dropped to the ground and pulled an anteater.
by Bassman12748 May 21, 2017
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Used as a derogatory term towards the Chinese race. In the poor sections of China many residents have to eat ants and other insects to survive similar to an Anteater.
Those filthy anteaters keep hogging the ping pong tables.
by Peter_The_Eater November 7, 2023
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uncircumcised penis that slops; excessive foreskin that slopes and become narrow at the opening ; dick looks like an anteater snout
I see you got the anteater out. Make sure you peel back the anteater and clean inside of there before you I put it in my mouth.
by BCakez March 16, 2022
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If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked
Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.
by Doddged October 19, 2022
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An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.
Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.
by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014
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