Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her
That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me
Santa clausing is the best way to fuck
That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me
Santa clausing is the best way to fuck
by Bigbmann12 July 23, 2018
An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.
Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.
Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.
God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.
That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.
That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.
by Cheergurl07 November 19, 2006
When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping
by Jay2103 February 9, 2008
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
by traderjoe January 8, 2010
by Pseudonymmy December 9, 2010
Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash August 11, 2008
strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?
by brandi February 10, 2003