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thats balls 

when something sucks really bad, or is crappy.
alba: oh my gosh guess what.
elizabaeth: what?
alba: i have herpes.
elizabeth: thats balls!
alba: i know right
thats balls by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

Thats the balls! 

Oh thats so cool! No, thats the balls!
Thats the balls! by kilitto5 August 30, 2010

balls thats all 

A hapless man usually from Hammond, Indiana,with extremely gargantuan hairy balls and a 2" erect shlong.
OMG!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!

OMG!!! EeeeeW!!! Furry basketballs!!! um...John, I hear my mom calling, got to run........byeeeeeeeeeee.
balls thats all by Linda April 25, 2005

that's balls 

jane: "my parents killed my cat"
john: "that's balls"
that's balls by as;dlgkhdfaskjvb September 24, 2006

that's balls 

phrase said when something sucks, or is crappy.
alba: where's your key?
elizabeth: i lost it.
alba: that costs 70 dollars to replace!
elizabeth: that's balls!
that's balls by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

That's the Mayor's Balls! 

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.
Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.