Thatcham Hatchback
You cream in womens butthole and add single malt whiskey, then use said butthole as a bong and pack cocaine in her sandwich. Then assume the 69 position and choke with your dick until she queefs and inhale all the smoke and coke you can in one go.
While holding your breath, take a syringe and mix the excess buttbong fluid with heroine. Remember to share.
If for any reason one of the two of you doesn't survive, put them in the boot of your shitty 1.2L Corsa, burn it and roll it into the nearest canal.
While holding your breath, take a syringe and mix the excess buttbong fluid with heroine. Remember to share.
If for any reason one of the two of you doesn't survive, put them in the boot of your shitty 1.2L Corsa, burn it and roll it into the nearest canal.
Tyrone: How'd the afterparty down the lakes go?
Oli: yknow, few teenage pregnancies here and a poorly executed drug raid that everyone escaped there. Except there was an incident when a hungry swan with an ASBO bit a Polish guys dick off and i think some out-of-towner got the full Thatcham Hatchback experience. I missed it though, i was weeing on a tied up neo-nazi.
Tyrone: Pretty standard, though tis a pity, I was gonna take the littl'un and the missus there for brunch.
Oli: Oh it's clean now, local rozzers got lost or left for lunch. Wait you have a missus!?
Oli: yknow, few teenage pregnancies here and a poorly executed drug raid that everyone escaped there. Except there was an incident when a hungry swan with an ASBO bit a Polish guys dick off and i think some out-of-towner got the full Thatcham Hatchback experience. I missed it though, i was weeing on a tied up neo-nazi.
Tyrone: Pretty standard, though tis a pity, I was gonna take the littl'un and the missus there for brunch.
Oli: Oh it's clean now, local rozzers got lost or left for lunch. Wait you have a missus!?
Thatcham Hatchback by FrivolousBerk April 21, 2023