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The guy who you think you escaped then months later he texting your friends and family tryna get a reaction cz he a dumb ass fool with no friends and drug problems
Why the fuck THAT EX of yours texting me saying I got a fat ass, didn't you dump that piece of shot last year!

Damn girl Matthew mcconnahay is THAT EX that just won't quit!
That ex by CAprincess January 14, 2015
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stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend 

That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?

Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)

Ugly Ass Bitch Of An Ex President That Deserves Everything Bad That Happens To Him 

That is the definition, of Trump.
Yay! That ugly ass bitch of an ex president that deserves everything bad that happens to him left the White House!

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

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Boss that exam 

Own
Nervous Student: 'I'm gunna go in that exam hall and boss that exam'
Stacey giving troubled lou boyfriend advice 'boss that bitch!'
Boss that exam by GirlwithaPoint January 28, 2012

Supreme Overlord of Everything That Exists and That Is To Exist Cremy 

A person who is very cool and epic and everyone loves him but his evil brother creamy
Boy, I love Supreme Overlord of Everything That Exists and That Is To Exist Cremy! What a great dude.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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