That's the ticket

A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence.

This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL.

Bob: Where are you going?

Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.

I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket

by Lincoln's Wet Nurse October 09, 2017

ticket

Ticket 1 million dollars.

Yo man I just spent a ticket on this house.

by John Doe March 31, 2005

ticket

cost of a million dollars

"Yo this joint cost me a ticket"

by Money February 22, 2005

Ticket

Slang talk in prison for when you get a jail sentence/disciplinary report.

Zay: "Ay ya hear that Diego got a ticket?"
Don: "Yuh, he was bustin that cop the other day!"

by Awez June 05, 2018

no ticket

an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)

Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!

No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)

by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

tickets

code for buying cocaine, usually used over the phone.

"dude, you got a line on some tickets?"
"yeah, i got tickets. how many?"
"20"

by hkd September 16, 2006

ticket

A word used in place of cocaine, especialy when in the presence of those who do not find drug use acceptable.

Hey man whats up with those tickets for tonight?

by Wordguy February 20, 2005