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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night 

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A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night • That's not what your mom said last night • thats not what your mom told me last night • that's not what your mother said last night • thats not what your momma said last night • That's not what happened • That's NOT What She Said • That's not what actually happened • that's not what I asked • That's not what is happening
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