by LBW23B July 27, 2005
A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"
You: about as long as your mom
You: about as long as your mom
by Ginza October 24, 2003
by yeet man 09670760760876 March 12, 2021
"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."
by Silly August 17, 2004
The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.
by Bee_in_a_treehouse_ November 19, 2021
Who I was doing.
Police: What were you doing last night
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!
As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!
As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.
by Guy who did your mom March 12, 2004
by Duse King58 December 12, 2018