butt chili

a severe, painful, cramping, burning, explosive diarrhea occurence, often involving a race with the devil to reach the bathroom before imminent sharting occurs.

dude i had the turbo nachos at el diablos and it gave me some hellacious butt chili.

by schnozz April 19, 2007

chili head

1. A person who gets a high from chilis, especially really hot ones.

2. To eat a spicy pepper then perform oral sex.

I wanted to get back at my ex, so I gave him a chili head.

My chili head friends and I tried the jalapeno pepper and I got a high from it.

by homeconomics April 1, 2010

Weiner Chili

Fecal matter left on your dick after anal sex.

I just got done having hot anal sex. Would anybody like some weiner chili? Gross, John.

by TexasWeinerSauce July 18, 2010

Chili webb

When you have intercourse with a haji’s wife through the fence of an ECP

If i can’t bring my wife inside, then i bring her to fence pull down her pants and you chili webb

by OXC2197 September 25, 2018

Booty Chili

When you ate too much real chili, and you have massive diarrhea afterwards.

Friend: "Hey, how was your date last night? Didn't you meet your girlfriend's parents?"

You: "It was okay until I ate her mom's chili. I had to excuse myself in the middle of dinner to make booty chili in their bathroom."

by sophie129 October 14, 2009

hormel chili

It's just canned chili. Nothing special. Why you lookin up chili on Urban Dictionary you weirdo?

Cook me up a can of some Hormel Chili, dude.

by Wbunk November 18, 2018

Chili Vision

When you eat so much ass, that you begin to look at it like a bowl of chili instead of an ass; essentially, tunnel vision, but for ass-eaters.

"Hey, have you heard about Josh recently? Heard he has a severe case of Chili Vision."

by BUBBLEFART007 August 23, 2017