Thanos

Purple crayon he likes to collect shiny rock

Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole

by Nimnex April 2, 2019

Thanos

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

by Pornmilf420 June 1, 2020

Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020

Thanos

A lesbian purple dinosaur with the capability to wipe out 50% of the universe

"What the Thanos!!!????"

by febasif bewn May 20, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.

Thanos likes shiny rocks.... ALOT!!!

by Aura Kaze May 1, 2019

Thanos

BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI

THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"

by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019

Thanos

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020