Tragic Fucking Millenial Bitch: an individual who does not have a plan and chooses to snapchat problems instead of fixing them. In short, a victim who does nothing to solve the problem.
Bryan: “someone help my oh my god everything’s flooding”
John: “we will not be victims, TRAGIC FUCKING MILLENIAL BITCH!”
John: “don’t be a tfmb”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).