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Texting whore 

a dude who texts via cellphone twenty four seven no matter what he is doing, be it hanging out with friends or driving. A very very sad lonely person.
Normal Dude:"Hey man your driving you know that.."
Texting Whore:"HOLD ON IM TEXTING NIKKI"
Texting whore by veram May 1, 2008
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Texting Whore 

Someone who texts more than 3 or 5 people frequently or on a daily basis. Teenage girls typically like to do this. The problems with this are:

1:Its annoying because this person will only give you one word replies.

2:They will take FOREVER to reply.

3:There's no life in the conversation.

4:And it's just annoying seeing as how this person will text you at innapropriate hours (ex: at the can, in class or someplace quiet, or simply during a time when you just don't feel like talking to anyone)
This is how a converstaion between you and a Texting Whore will typically go:

Whore: Heyy

You: Hey

(10 min later)
Whore: Whats up?

You: Just watching tv. You?

(another 10 min into the future)
Whore: lol

You: I don't get how that was funny?

(surprisingly this took her 1 min to reply)
Whore: Wat?

You: Me watching tv

(like almost 20 min later)
Whore: lol

You: How many people are you talking to?

(5 min)
Whore: Like 7

You: Goodbye
Texting Whore by MyNameIsSolo May 30, 2010

Texting whore 

someone who communicates more frequently via SMS than voice
are you a texting whore? compare your sms count to your call count

TW(texting whore) 

to have very dirty awkward talk over text messaging
I had a very bad conversation on a text msg last night. Now everyone is calling me a TW(texting whore).
TW(texting whore) by Tanishiak April 18, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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