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text zombie 

1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.

2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!

Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
text zombie by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008
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text zombie 

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
text zombie by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

text zombie 

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!
text zombie by suteiki October 19, 2009

Text zombie 

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
Text zombie by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Zombie Text

A text sent that is a common phrase and the sender does not remember sending it. Usually sent by a preoccupied person.
Zombie Text by Hi Person! August 29, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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