Text message pimp

-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times

"Damn he hit me back quicker than jimmy crack corn, that text message pimp!"

by Fo Thugz November 15, 2006

Text Message Breakup

Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.

In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!

by Dumped Via Text October 11, 2011

mixed (text)messages

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

by katie cat :) January 16, 2009

text message bitch

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person

(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!

by sensitive94 April 17, 2009

text-message ninja

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.

damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.

by Mo Sess January 5, 2006

Text Message Breakup

Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.

"It's not you, it's me."

Text Message Breakup

by blimblam101 April 17, 2009

text message breakup

1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.

2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.

3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.

Phone is buzzing

Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.

Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.

by mdraven22 November 6, 2009